Musings From The Padded Cell

Archives for December 2016

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go.

The festive season had started with a funeral. As we listened to a life rich and full – recalled eloquently by his two sons – a passion for sport and all it brings shone clearly through.

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.

Little more to say than I wish you all a very Happy Christmas and hope, somewhere along the line, this has entertained you. Now…time for one more rant before the nurse escorts me back to the cell.

A Truly P*ss Taking Edition.

“Between the past and the future is the blink of an eye.” Mikhail Gorbachev There I was lying in Pensioners’ Pilates at Kents Fitness. I took a look around and saw several of us who once graced the legendary Mal Armstrong’s twice-weekly circuits class, now struggling with a basic hip rotation. The blink of an […]

Tunnels Of Love?

Good luck to all concerned with the launch tomorrow of Sunbridge Wells. Let’s hope this bold and imaginative development may give Bradford something to smile about after another week of bleak headlines. Just don’t let the Council anywhere near or, better still, throw them in the dungeons!

Bradford – This Is My Hometown.

“Last night me and Kate we laid in bed talking about getting out Packing up our bags maybe heading south I’m thirty-five we got a boy of our own now Last night I sat him up behind the wheel and said son take a good look around This is your hometown” Bruce Springsteen

The Only Way Is Up.

“Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway.” John Wayne In somewhat surreal circumstances I had a recent eye opener – definitely no pun intended – into the magical world of Viagra.