Musings From The Padded Cell

Archives for August 2017

Sex In The Scruffy?

“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.” Johnny Carson

The Foxes Last Stand?

“Every dog has it’s day.” Relegated to the minor Plate competition in this year’s annual humiliation for aged cricketers, we convened on All Alone Road one more time this summer, the dubious “prize” on offer, a trip to Scarborough at an ungodly hour.

Beer Makes You Clever – Fact!

The Master said, “If your conduct is determined solely by considerations of profit you will arouse great resentment.” Confucius

A Lost Generation

“Married guys like me go out, look at the exotic fruit then go home and eat potatoes.” Anon

Dumb And Dumber Ride Again

“A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.” William Shakespeare