Musings From The Padded Cell

Archives for October 2017

The Dalesway Guide

“I’d rather be facing 15 miles of mud, wind, rain, blistered feet and Big Al whining for his Mum!”

Day Seven – Homeward Bound

“I’m sitting on a railway station, got a ticket for my destination…” Paul Simon

Day Six – Greetings From Everest…Well Bowness!

“I don’t want this to end…well the walking bit yes but not the nights!”

Day Five – Greetings From Kendal

“Have we been over that viaduct yet?”

Day Four – Greetings From Sedbergh

“That’s the last time I’m letting Patch book my summer holiday.”

Day Three – Greetings From Ribblehead

“We’ll either get there or we’ll die.” Sage Leapy on the prospects for day 3 after pint 4 well before 5 in the afternoon.

Day Two – Greetings From Hubberholme

“The beauty about being out in the wild is there are no knobheads…well, apart from the ones you’re with.”