Musings From The Padded Cell

Beer Makes You Clever – Fact!

The Master said, “If your conduct is determined solely by considerations of profit you will arouse great resentment.” Confucius

A Lost Generation

“Married guys like me go out, look at the exotic fruit then go home and eat potatoes.” Anon

Dumb And Dumber Ride Again

“A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.” William Shakespeare

Signs Of Our Times.

“Winning is a habit. Unfortunately so is losing.” Vince Lombardi Jr.

Summa Camp 4 Kidz!

“I could go to any county committee room if I wanted to see that.” Fred Trueman on the film Jurassic Park

They Did Say It Wouldn’t Last

“Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.” Norman Vincent Peale

Chairman Molly Speaks – Guest Article

Here’s another guest piece by Molly; once he gets the taste for it, well we all know how that ends. Read on and anybody else who fancies a go just let me know.

Tuna Man Goes Wild

“Did you recently turn into a jerk or have you been one since birth?” Priya Ardis, My Boyfriend Merlin.

Cricket’s Last Gamble?

In 2011 I had my first stab at writing a book largely about growing up obsessed with the beautiful game of cricket at a small club in Bradford. It was called A Critics’ Corner, had a print run of 150 and, thankfully, sold out. Publishers did not beat a path to my door though but […]

When I Was In The Fire Brigade…

I normally start with a hopefully thought-provoking quote so here’s one written before today’s rant on Facebook.