Musings From The Padded Cell

Beer Makes You Clever – Fact!

The Master said, “If your conduct is determined solely by considerations of profit you will arouse great resentment.” Confucius

A Lost Generation

“Married guys like me go out, look at the exotic fruit then go home and eat potatoes.” Anon

Dumb And Dumber Ride Again

“A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.” William Shakespeare

Signs Of Our Times.

“Winning is a habit. Unfortunately so is losing.” Vince Lombardi Jr.

Summa Camp 4 Kidz!

“I could go to any county committee room if I wanted to see that.” Fred Trueman on the film Jurassic Park

They Did Say It Wouldn’t Last

“Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.” Norman Vincent Peale

Tuna Man Goes Wild

“Did you recently turn into a jerk or have you been one since birth?” Priya Ardis, My Boyfriend Merlin.

When I Was In The Fire Brigade…

I normally start with a hopefully thought-provoking quote so here’s one written before today’s rant on Facebook.

Man Of The Match

“If you make every game a life and death proposition, you’re going to have problems. For one thing, you’ll be dead a lot.” Dean Smith

Who Let The Dog Out?

“Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, […]