In keeping with the theme of village idiot Ed Balls I too have a Five Point Plan this time for the whole of Europe.
- In return for bailing everybody out Germany gets first dibs on all sun-beds for the next ten years in Greece, Spain and Italy.
- In return for us inevitably cowering down and continuing to accept being financially raped by Brussels for eternity we get Portugal and the best tee times on the Algarve.
- The Irish keep themselves as nobody understands them anyway.
- Italy to be governed by New/Old/Who Are We Labour as after ten years of Berlusconi what damage can the Two Eds do?
- The BBC sacks all its boring doomsayers and replaces Peston et al with Kirsty Gallagher, Georgie Thompson and – one for the oldies – Claire Tomlinson
Nurse!!!!!
Russell Jowett says
You are a very funny man, looking forward to Thursday!! Ed Balls was in Sous le Nez in Leeds yesterday, tried to find out who he was with. He had Cote de Bouef!!!