Musings From The Padded Cell

The Case For Cheap Beer?

“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” Martin Luther … [Continue reading]

Adios Tuna Man

"Money's round for going around." Guru Ken … [Continue reading]

Old Ladies Go Wild.

"Youth is not entirely a time of life; it is a state of mind. Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old by deserting their ideals. You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubts; as young as your self-confidence, as … [Continue reading]

The Eccleshill Mechanics Institute – An Inspired Community

"When the lion sleeps, if you have a stick in your hand and stick it up the lion's arse, never let go of the stick." Anon … [Continue reading]

You’re Nicked!

“Power is okay, and stupidity is usually harmless. Power and stupidity together are dangerous".” Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind Or Bradford Council's new motto? More of them later... … [Continue reading]

Sex In The Scruffy?

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." Johnny Carson … [Continue reading]

The Foxes Last Stand?

"Every dog has it's day." Relegated to the minor Plate competition in this year's annual humiliation for aged cricketers, we convened on All Alone Road one more time this summer, the dubious "prize" on offer, a trip to Scarborough at an ungodly … [Continue reading]

Beer Makes You Clever – Fact!

The Master said, “If your conduct is determined solely by considerations of profit you will arouse great resentment.” Confucius … [Continue reading]

A Lost Generation

"Married guys like me go out, look at the exotic fruit then go home and eat potatoes." Anon … [Continue reading]

Dumb And Dumber Ride Again

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." William Shakespeare … [Continue reading]