Musings From The Padded Cell

A Truly P*ss Taking Edition.

"Between the past and the future is the blink of an eye." Mikhail Gorbachev There I was lying in Pensioners' Pilates at Kents Fitness. I took a look around and saw several of us who once graced the legendary Mal Armstrong's twice-weekly circuits … [Continue reading]

Tunnels Of Love?

Good luck to all concerned with the launch tomorrow of Sunbridge Wells. Let's hope this bold and imaginative development may give Bradford something to smile about after another week of bleak headlines. Just don't let the Council anywhere near or, … [Continue reading]

Bradford – This Is My Hometown.

"Last night me and Kate we laid in bed talking about getting out Packing up our bags maybe heading south I'm thirty-five we got a boy of our own now Last night I sat him up behind the wheel and said son take a good look around This is your … [Continue reading]

The Only Way Is Up.

"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway." John Wayne In somewhat surreal circumstances I had a recent eye opener - definitely no pun intended - into the magical world of Viagra. … [Continue reading]

Localism.

“The best place to be is here. The best time to be is now.” Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey … [Continue reading]

Growing Pains.

"One great mistake made by intelligent people is to refuse to believe that the world is as stupid as it is." Claudine Guerin de Tencin. … [Continue reading]

The Great Housebuilding Gold Rush

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” Marilyn Monroe. As the world shook this … [Continue reading]

It’s Behind You!

"Poor man want to be rich, Rich man want to be king, And a king ain't satisfied, 'Til he rules everything" Bruce Springsteen - Badlands Bit of a seasonal rant coming up; get your tin hats on. … [Continue reading]

G’Day From Perth.

"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." Leo Rosenberg … [Continue reading]

Boys To Men.

"To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while." Josh Billings … [Continue reading]