Musings From The Padded Cell

Beer Makes You Clever – Fact!

The Master said, “If your conduct is determined solely by considerations of profit you will arouse great resentment.”
Confucius

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A Lost Generation

"Married guys like me go out, look at the exotic fruit then go home and eat potatoes." Anon … [Continue reading]

Dumb And Dumber Ride Again

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." William Shakespeare … [Continue reading]

Signs Of Our Times.

“Winning is a habit. Unfortunately so is losing.” Vince Lombardi Jr. … [Continue reading]

Summa Camp 4 Kidz!

"I could go to any county committee room if I wanted to see that." Fred Trueman on the film Jurassic Park … [Continue reading]

They Did Say It Wouldn’t Last

"Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that." Norman Vincent Peale … [Continue reading]

Chairman Molly Speaks – Guest Article

Here's another guest piece by Molly; once he gets the taste for it, well we all know how that ends. Read on and anybody else who fancies a go just let me know. … [Continue reading]

Tuna Man Goes Wild

“Did you recently turn into a jerk or have you been one since birth?” Priya Ardis, My Boyfriend Merlin. … [Continue reading]

Cricket’s Last Gamble?

In 2011 I had my first stab at writing a book largely about growing up obsessed with the beautiful game of cricket at a small club in Bradford. It was called A Critics' Corner, had a print run of 150 and, thankfully, sold out. Publishers did not … [Continue reading]

When I Was In The Fire Brigade…

I normally start with a hopefully thought-provoking quote so here's one written before today's rant on Facebook. … [Continue reading]