Taken from February’s edition of The Trumpit out at a local outlet near you…well…if you live in Idle or Thackley!
Archives for January 2020
Them ‘n Us
“There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Use and Misuse of Children
Local scumbags broke into three of our cricket club outbuildings the other night. The fact that their “haul” was an ancient strimmer requiring a PHd in Engineering to actually start it will not have been their best day.
Exclusive – The Real Reason Harry Quit!
“You can’t run away from it all forever….you certainly can’t outrun yourself.”
Bruce Springsteen
Guest Column – Chairman Molly From His Armchair
Much of what Molly writes below I agree wholeheartedly with. My radio morning “drift” began like most others when I simply got too old for Radio 1, moving just in time to enjoy the last few years of the incomparable Terry Wogan and friends.
When Chris Evans arrived I swiftly made my exit and, for a while, tried 5 Live; surely a mix of informed comment and sport would be the ideal cocktail? Not so as this has been dumbed down to such a degree that I was, at one point, tempted by the local radio morons.
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The Tri-Sexual Jack Russell
I believe in living life the way that you want to live it every day, and if you do that, you don’t really need to have New Year’s resolutions – Tom Ford
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